Identity jokes
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Your adopted.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
My name is Martha.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Your mum gay.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.