Identity jokes
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Look at my name and you'll see.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Memes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Is anyone gay?
Who is this Gwen person?
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Dan is very, very bent.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Gay is gay.
I'm not gay, dick.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Kasper is gay.
You gay.