Identity jokes
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Look at my name and you'll see.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Dan is very, very bent.
Is anyone gay?
Who is this Gwen person?
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Gay is gay.