Identity jokes
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
No, no, no, I am cool.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
this is me
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Ha, gay!
You gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Look at my name and you'll see.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Who is this Gwen person?
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.