Self-portrait jokes

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

What do you call an orphan taking a picture?

A self-portrait.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A self-portrait.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A self-portrait.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.

(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.