Self-portrait jokes

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

What do you call an orphan taking a picture?

A self-portrait.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A self-portrait.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A self-portrait.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.