Self-portrait jokes
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Memes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
I am glass! People see right through me.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
