Self-portrait jokes

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A self-portrait.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

What do you call an orphan taking a picture?

A self-portrait.

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A self-portrait.

Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.

I am a beautiful person.

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.