Self-portrait jokes
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
