Identity jokes
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Y'all gay asf yaya.
I'm gay.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Yourself.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Peter B is homogay.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
Gay.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.