Identity jokes

Gay.

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut.

Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

Sally fell off the swing.

Sally has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

My name is Jeff.

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

I'm Gay.

duha is gay hahahahahaha.

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist!

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black.

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon!

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.