Identity jokes
There are more than two genders.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
I'm gay, lol.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Kade
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)