Identity jokes
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
I'm gay, lol.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Kade
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Y'all gay asf yaya.
I'm gay.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Yourself.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.