Identity jokes
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Kade
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Y'all gay asf yaya.
I'm gay.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Yourself.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Peter B is homogay.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!