Identities jokes
Little Johnny is gay.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
Ganesha is an elephant.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
I'm a human.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.