Iceberg jokes
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
Icebergie is a randy.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!