Iceberg

Iceberg jokes

College

  • Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

    Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

    Mama

  • Yo mama so fat!

    She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

    Titanic

  • "Watch out, there's an iceberg!"

    Other person: "We will be fine."

    10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."

    Line

  • Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":

    "I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."

    Sucker

  • Iceberg: You may know me.

    Titanic: You are a sucker.

    Iceberg: You hit me.

    Titanic: Moron.

    Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!

    Titanic: I don’t give a shit.

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  • Community talk

  • Hey guys, some of us here are working on a WJE dictionary, full of shit and Lore and a UI and things, but we need some stuff, if yous don't mind helpling us get it? So far all we need it this; Both of the Quote book doc links All 5 of the Icebegs numbered, 1 to 5, 1 being the earliest.

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  • for anybody that cares, should the wje iceberg be split into two, one being abt users and the 2nd one being abt topics, or should I keep them together as one?