Iceberg jokes

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Icebergie is a randy.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

Do you want to play Titanic?

When I say iceberg, you go down on me.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha