Iceberg jokes
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.