Iceberg jokes
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
RTG iceberg?
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.