The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
RTG iceberg?
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
