Iceberg jokes
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
RTG iceberg?
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.