Iceberg jokes
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"