There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
The Titanic before iceberg be like: we can't go under it, we gotta go through it!
(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.
titanic jokes sink in. pun intended.
People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half
Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy
What did the titanic?
Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
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People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
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titanic didnt sink by a iceberg. titanic sank by 1000000000000000000000000 titanics
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
knock-knock hoos there iceberg lettus iceberg lettus hoo iceberg!!!!! lettus in !!!!!!!!!!!
