The Titanic before iceberg be like: we can't go under it, we gotta go through it!
(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.
Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912
titanic jokes sink in. pun intended.
People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half
Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy
What did the titanic?
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
titanic didnt sink by a iceberg. titanic sank by 1000000000000000000000000 titanics
What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is
Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say
3 minutes later
Why didn't I listen to the strong one
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
