Iceberg jokes

Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.

A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.

After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.

"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.

"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.

The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.

"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.

"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.

"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.

"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.

People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

People: The Titanic is unsinkable!

Iceberg: Challenge accepted.

Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.

What did the Titanic say while sinking?

"It's going down."

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.