"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
