Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is
Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say
3 minutes later
Why didn't I listen to the strong one
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
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Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen so he kept warning them then he was kicked out of the theater
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
“The Totanic is unsinkable!”iceberg-challeng excepted
What is brown and sticky
The left overs of the iceberg
RTG iceberg?
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People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer
The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship
what happens when a sink on the titanic overflows? it sinks it
What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.
WHEN I WAS ON THE TITANIC I GOT BROKEN
