Iceberg Jokes

A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.

After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.

"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.

"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.

The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.

"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.

"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.

"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.

"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

titanic didnt sink by a iceberg. titanic sank by 1000000000000000000000000 titanics

yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!

Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.

God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?

if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen so he kept warning them then he was kicked out of the theater

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg

What is brown and sticky

The left overs of the iceberg

“The Totanic is unsinkable!”iceberg-challeng excepted