Iceberg jokes
RTG iceberg?
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"