Iceberg jokes
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
RTG iceberg?
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!