Iceberg jokes
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
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What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.