Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
When I get hungry 😋
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry
Two drunk men spot a pig on some old farmer's land.
And they were real hungry (or so they said), and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.
And so they did, and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said, "Well goddammit, if it was a pig they wanted, why didn't they just take my wife?"
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
I'm hungry.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
