Hungriness jokes

When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.

I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.

Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.

What does a clock do when he's still hungry? He goes back "four" seconds!

Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!

Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.