The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Humor
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
John
I forgot the joke.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
