Hows jokes
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Memes
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?