Hows jokes
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
My cousin be like :
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
You are in the airway, how funny!
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.