how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage
how many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression
[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise* unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self
I asked my dog this morning how her weeks been going- she said "ruff". I feel her you know? I feel her.
Kid 123 how’s downline Orphan what home😂😂😂😂😂 sorry
How I Punch my Brother:Wooden Sword How he is it telling Dad:Diomand Sword How hard my Dad is gonna punch me:Warden Punch
How do cows get there milk the moo market
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11 My friend: how? Justin: Justin!
How do you blindfold and Asian? String!
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
