Hows jokes
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.