Howe jokes

Puberty

How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.

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  • Lord

    After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.

    Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"

    Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."

    Lord: "My dog died?!"

    Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."

    Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"

    Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."

    Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"

    Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."

    Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"

    Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"

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  • Woman

    I like my women how I like my wine.

    14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

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  • Memes

    Rape

    How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

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  • Princess Diana

    How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

    Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

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  • Rape

    It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

    Football Player

    How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

    When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

    Jap

    What did the little boy say to the fat man?

    How many Japs did you get?

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  • Car

    A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.

    Rape

    I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

    Love

    A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."

    Gay Guy

    How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.

    How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.