Howe jokes

Guy

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

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  • Puberty

    How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.

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  • Rape

    It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

    Memes

    Lord

    After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.

    Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"

    Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."

    Lord: "My dog died?!"

    Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."

    Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"

    Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."

    Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"

    Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."

    Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"

    Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"

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  • Woman

    I like my women how I like my wine.

    14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

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  • Princess Diana

    How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

    Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

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  • Football Player

    How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

    When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

    Jap

    What did the little boy say to the fat man?

    How many Japs did you get?

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  • Car

    A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.

    Rape

    I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

    Love

    A kid asks his mom, "Mom, how much do you love me?" The mother responds with, "I love you as much as I love your brother." The kid looks confused and says, "But I don't have a brother." The mother smiles and says, "Well, I guess my love is not existing."

    Gay Guy

    How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.

    How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.