Howe jokes
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
Memes
i cough this morning
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.