Howe jokes
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
Memes
how fun
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.