Howe jokes
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Memes
Strength
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!