How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
Howe Jokes
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
