Howe jokes
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Memes
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...