Howe jokes
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
Memes
thats you suck dick goof ball
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?