Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Howe Jokes
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
How was your day, Freshfry?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? š (Itās all about how you pronounce the end.)
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
Itās easy as 1-2-3!
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
A delivery service called āRoss Deliveriesā was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
