Howe jokes
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Memes
Im bro
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂