Howe jokes
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Memes
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"