Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
Howe Jokes
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
