How To jokes
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."