How Many

How Many jokes

Crow

    • Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?

    Birbal: 8,971.

    Akbar: What if there are fewer?

    Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.

    Akbar: What if there are more?

    Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.

  • 0

    • Baby

    • How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    More than 10, since my basement's still dark.

  • 0

    • Wife

    • Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

    One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

    "How many men does your wife have?"

  • 0

    • Dark Humor

    • I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

  • 0

    • Police Officer

    • How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

  • 1

    • Jew

    • How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

  • 4

    • Gay

    • How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

    Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

  • 1

    • Lightbulb

    • How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

    The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

  • 1