MORE BAD JOKES
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism is always performing fellatio on his older brother? Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
How many people fit in a tree
I don't know you tell me.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with"
Me: "Nun"
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?
”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
How many sally's does it take to change a ligthbulb?
None, she was eletricuted.
how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? none they cant change anything
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
how many times did rob O'Neill shoot bin laden? 911 times.
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven? Both of them.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
