Household

Household Jokes

Name

What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

Difference

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

Dog

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

Cockroach

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

Fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

Name

what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?

loading the dishwasher.

Light Bulb

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.

Cockroach

My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.

She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.

Brother

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"

Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."

Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

(like if u understand)

Gun

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

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  • Mom

    My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."

    Wife

    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

    Hit your wife harder.

    Child

    How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

    More than ten, apparently.

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