Household Jokes

I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...

What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

When your mom says: "Theres still something inside"

A tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush are placed on a railroad track. The tube is open, and the scene is an exaggeration of the saying "there is still something inside".

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?

loading the dishwasher.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.

How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.

My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.

She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"

Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."

Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

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