Household memes
bruh this tru
When your mom says: "Theres still something inside"
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lol so so so true
Whats the frist thing u see
Jokes
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”















