House jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?