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What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡 day today I have to get my kids and oooooo

I did a walk today and had fun today I did not have to go get my kids and get my new house 🏠 was good today I had fun I did a walk today I had fun today but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car 🚘 was your night time is what time did

How do you know when germane people break into your house? When you can not find your bed

What is the difference between a human and a magic house to the earth is the human body of the human being human is it human human can be the one ☝️ day today after the night is the snow ❄️ time and a

I don’t love being bored

I like my new e a tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a

What is the difference between a human and a magic house and what do I have for dinner 🥘

I'm so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!

Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."

What did a magic house 🏠 do? Make some one in a wheelchair

What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

What can you do for a magic house 🏡? Make it fly

What time is it when you’re kids stay home 🏡 from school? Say no more

Child- Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa! Dad- Wait, why are you saying that? Child- I just felt like it The next day, the Grandpa is dead Dad- That's just a VERY scary coincidence. Child- Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma. Dad- Wait, why are you saying that? Child- I just felt like it. The next day, the Grandma is dead. Dad- That's just a VERY scary coincidence. Child- Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy! Dad- Oh no. If I survive until tommorow, everything will be okay! Survives until tmmrow Dad- Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house* Mom- Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch! (If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)