House jokes
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
I don’t love being bored.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!