Hotness jokes
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Like if you think oily men are hot.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.