Hotness jokes

Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.

Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.

Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.

Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.

Like if you think oily men are hot.

What did the sun say to the Earth?

"Am I hot?"

What is the difference between me and a fire?

It's hot.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?

Answer: Hot wheels...

Killua is hot, why?

He's gay.

Mpreg is hot af.

I love jacking off to mpreg.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch cold.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"