Hotness jokes
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Like if you think oily men are hot.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."