Hotness jokes

Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."

First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."

She replies, "Really original."

Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."

She replies, "Ew, gross."

Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."

Winner dog 3.

Hot man is sexy.

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

Animals are just... so hot!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"

The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.

How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.

What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.