What's young, red and hot ptsd?
Prince Andrew victims
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon
im high & its very hot🙄🙄😑😅😂😂😂 i need some water BUT I DONT GOT NONE AHAHA 🙄😒😑🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Hey this is to Orphans are ugly, We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am i and orphans rly are ugly!!!!
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread
Why did the Chili blush? -Because it was so hot
roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you're as ugly as poo
I like my dynamite like I like my woman. Hot and ready to explode.
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”
It's not my fault my cousins hot ;) YEE YEE
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
I hit on the twin towers. they were hot
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
my mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
