Hotness Jokes

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

A dog talks to another dog and says,

"Wow, you're a hot dog!"

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."

Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!

It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.