Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks
Because they're afraid of ice
