Hotness jokes

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

A dog talks to another dog and says,

"Wow, you're a hot dog!"

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."