Hotness jokes

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!

He's a hot babe and he's single.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

A dog talks to another dog and says,

"Wow, you're a hot dog!"

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."