Hotness jokes

Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!

He's a hot babe and he's single.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

A dog talks to another dog and says,

"Wow, you're a hot dog!"

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."

Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!

It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."