Hotness jokes

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch cold.

A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."

He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

She says, "Yes, I am."

He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

A dog talks to another dog and says,

"Wow, you're a hot dog!"

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!

He's a hot babe and he's single.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.