Hotness jokes

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?

When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!

He's a hot babe and he's single.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

A dog talks to another dog and says,

"Wow, you're a hot dog!"

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!