Hotness jokes
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"