My wife said she wanted steam vegetables with her steak so I put her father in the hot tub
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread
What's young, red and hot ptsd?
Prince Andrew victims
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said "hot wheels"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
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why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
It's not my fault my cousins hot ;) YEE YEE
i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot
one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"
my mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
I hit on the twin towers. they were hot
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
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I was in a bar in Italy, me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number, I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found, I turned back then I saw Pessi running with it, shame on you Pessi for ruining my night! 😭
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro? A Mac Daddy Pro
y does everybody like the sun-cause its hot
