Hotness jokes

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

A note for My arts/health teacher:

oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.

A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.

The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"

You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

What is the difference between me and a fire?

It's hot.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.