Hotness jokes

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!

He's a hot babe and he's single.

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........

What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?

Da Bomb.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"

"I ate New York hot dogs."

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"