Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
like if you think oily men are hot
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?. A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
I love big hot sexy men.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The hot holes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
Your mom is hot
Why'd I cum all over your mummies panties? Cause she's hot af. LOLOLOOLOLLOL
what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.
So i told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldnt stop crying.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
eli is hot
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when a ugly stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her "oh baby you so hot let's fuck" she just yells "get the fuck away you creep" he just laughs and says alright i wait down there.
Mpreg is hot af
I love jacking off to mpreg
why does little Johnny hate hot dogs? it reminds him of last night
What do you call a guy in a well chair that walks into a fire
Hot weels
