What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Hotness Jokes
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
I love big hot sexy men.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
