Hotness jokes
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.
Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"
Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."