What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
I love big hot sexy men.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Your mom is hot
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said, "I really need help." The kid said he was really hot, so they put an ice cold towel on him.
Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems, and he said, "Yes, I am really hot." The doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said, "Are you sure? You look amazing." And the kid said that he meant to say, "I look hot!"
Eli is hot.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
