what's the difference between me and an old man no one pulled my life support
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
A women just went through laber,she ask the doctor"was it a healthy delivery"the doctor replies"it wasn't delivery,it's digiorno"
Why was the tamale in the hospital tamalito
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
My sister said to kill myself so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die
Why is there A-C on hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person me dials 911 police:what is that location me:idk where is dis location police:mission failed we will try again later me:wth police:ends call me:calls hospital hospital:what is that location me:idk where is dis location hospital:mission failed we will try again later me:WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE hospital:hangs up me:calls fire dEpArTmEnT fire:no fire dEpArTmEnT:what is that location me:hangs up and give up and goes home
What is long brown and cured depression.
A nuse.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
Where’s the best place to spawn camp at the hospital? The maternity ward.
So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”
On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says "April april it was already dead".
Hahaha
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
