What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
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Whatβs got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman
Christopher Reeveβs horse
Whatβs the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, theyβre both mythical creatures
Are u a horse cuz I wanna ride u
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: Geigh!!!
What did the horses say to the donkeys Jackasses please like
what did the horse say when his throat was sore?
i have a hoarse throat!
Person: My pony is crazy it's always horsing around.
why couldn't the horse give out a speech? option one: horses can't speak at all option two: his voice was a little *hoarse*
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
why did the cow smell coz the horse gave it a pat on the back
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her so she said Μstop horsing around Μ
Get it horse-ing
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
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What is the definition of polish sausage? π΄ π horse meat
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We were at a restaurant today and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch. I asked, "what do they raise there? Sea horses?"
i wanna die cos i lost my horse on minecraft
