What did a jockey’s manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!

A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse, A man walked into a horse

What do gay horses say? "Hay ya’lllllllllllllll!

Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!

a horse walks in a bar. the bartender said why the long face

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.

Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture…Tonya says…“I’ll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds”

Why don’t Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" UwU

chuck norris dosen’t ride horses Horses ride him

There was a Cowboy riding in an desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what’s going on ? Why do you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under an crying sad voice "The indians came, killed my father and my mother and raped my sister." The Cowboy just laughed unlocked his belt and put his trousers down and said “Guess it isn’t your day is it”.

The other day while I was going down on my grandma , I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her !!!

An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?

Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?

An animal abuse warrant

what did the horse say when his throat was sore?

i have a hoarse throat!

Why can’t orphan have horse

Because they run away like there mum did

why did the cow smell coz the horse gave it a pat on the back