a horse walks in a bar. the bartender said why the long face
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse, A man walked into a horse
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday stays three days and leaves on Friday how is this possible
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!!
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”
Q:What do you call a gay cowboy 🤪💅✨ A:a jolly rancher
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
What do gay horses say? "Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute" I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen
Then it clicked. "Ah, so that's how you died"
What’s got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman
Christopher Reeve’s horse
