Equestrian jokes

I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".

Why do horses eat with their mouth open?

Because they have bad stable manners.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.