Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
"And then I said KNIFE to meet you."
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in STABle condition!"
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
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What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable ?
Hmm let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck maybe he will meet a super unicorn and helps him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
why would a man spent his whole career at a barn? bc its stable.
ABIGABA DANIELTM
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..🤔
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him? Because krypton is "stable"
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the left over fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pome-grants. For this was the sacred mounth of ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the momment after sunset!
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable? Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
I rate the twin tiwers 9/11 very stable buildings
