Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
What do you call a dead hooker? It doesn't matter she won't answer you.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker? Not only do you get your money back, but, the second hour is free.
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
What is more used than plastic? Hookers
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What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon? The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
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Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb... A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark...
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
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so my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child i was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me i was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friends uncle killed my dad . the kid was never seen again . her name was Madeleine McCann i think im the only one who knows where she is but overall the head from the hooker was good
what does the sign say on the hooker house say afterwards they were on lockdown? A. We're on lockdown get lost pervert.
how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
