Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister so her got the family discount.

A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.

How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, cause they’ll screw anything

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?

what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common

they’re both hookers

Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an “H” but we all know what one we would like to do.

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? the hooker can was out her crack and reuse it

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What’s the difference between a spare tires and a dead hookers? I don’t have 8 spare tires in my trunk.

i will give you a nickle if you tickle my nickle pickle rick

What’s the difference between a club and a bar?

I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.

What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?

Answer: a hooker