Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I chop up onions
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker? Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
what do both a hooker and a customer have in common, they come onto each other
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya
What's do you call a chinese hooker that won't get on her knees? Cantonese....
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
What do you call a dead hooker? It doesn't matter she won't answer you.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker? Not only do you get your money back, but, the second hour is free.
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
