How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker? Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I chop up onions
this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya
What's do you call a chinese hooker that won't get on her knees? Cantonese....
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what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker
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What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
what do both a hooker and a customer have in common, they come onto each other
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
