Hooker jokes
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
I was watching the news and heard a segment about a blind hooker who got stabbed 40 times.
At least she didn't see it coming.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.