How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Hooker Jokes
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
