P1:What's the difference between a kid and a hooker? P2:I don't know P1:Wow you sick fuck!
i once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "theyre all dead hookers ince theyre in the trunk."
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon? The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
Why didn't R Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens, the legal age there is 14...Like bro hope on a plane and fuck q 14 year old hooker!
What's the difference between a spare tires and a dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker
Q What's did on dead hooker say to the other dead hooker. A Nothing dead hookers don't talk.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
