i once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "theyre all dead hookers ince theyre in the trunk."
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker
i will give you a nickle if you tickle my nickle pickle rick
Q What's did on dead hooker say to the other dead hooker. A Nothing dead hookers don't talk.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
Why can happen if you bring a hooker in a stranger's house he will ask you really are you nuts?
What's the difference between a spare tires and a dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
