Homophone jokes
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Say "I cup" but in words.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
16 is a knight? Mail.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
