Homophone jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
kapteyn = captain
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
1 + 1 = window.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
