Homophone jokes

NASA

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

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  • Chair

    What's a chair's favorite snack?

    Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.

    Fish

    One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?

    One "knight"!!!

    Ice Cream

    Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

    A. Sunday school!

    Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

    Jack

    What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

    "Aye-jack-you-late!"

    Mom

    My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."