What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
1 + 1 = window.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
16 is a knight? Mail.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
