Homophone jokes
89 cows = 0 cows.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
kapteyn = captain
1 + 1 = window.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.