What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!