Home jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
I have always hated stairs; theyโre always up to something. ๐ป
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
I suck at baseball. I canโt find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they arenโt closed, they are blinding!
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Should be good night and walk walk home.