Home jokes

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Why can't weapons play baseball?

Because they need to get to home base.

Me: What do you call an orphan?

Friend: Homeless.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!