Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Home Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Should be good night and walk walk home.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
