Home jokes
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!