Home jokes
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
I left my Avatar at home today.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."