Home jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home plate.

When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Tiles.

WTF did you think he’d tile it with?

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.

The details are SKETCHY! :)

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Why can't an orphan hit a home run?

They have no home to run to.

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!