I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO" then ran off I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
Why don't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it in.
My teacher told me to have a good day.SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Bob y r u kicking the kids What it's not like they have a home to go to
Why do orphans prefer ikea to the Home Depot? Because the Home Depot provides supplies for home. IKEA just provides furniture
I made an orphans website but there was no homepage - because they don’t have a home
Why is willb103 so funhy!!! Because he maked the joke home pagen!!!:
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.
Ok ok so. One I ever I was on the way home and this kid said man I could kick your but five seconds later I kick his but
When an orphans playing baseball how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home he has no home to hit to
Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home 🏠? Because he didn’t now what the hell to do.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball
Because they don’t know where home is
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
Once Jimmy was minding his own business then he hears his mom comes home he asked "where have you been?" she replied with "I was at work" yet he knew his mom did not have work so the next day while heading to school he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant and they want to try there device and they need the baby dad to say if its alright
mom:son did u go to school son:whit if i saw yes mom:u r in school slap son:mom am moveing out and am moveingin whit my gf mom:u r whit pls dont move out =( son:mom stop so whit if am moveing out am moveing into my gf home it oley for school mom:will u r kick out of my home son:good mom:am sad now why did he move out
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One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
