Home jokes

Why can't weapons play baseball?

Because they need to get to home base.

Me: What do you call an orphan?

Friend: Homeless.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make it to home plate.

Why do orphans love baseball?

Because it gives them a home to run to.

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"