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Head

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Cow

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Orphan

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Orphan

Why can an orphan not do school work?

Because they have to take their work home to their parents.

Orphan

Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Plane Crash

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

Blind

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they arenโ€™t closed, they are blinding!

Orphan

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Batman

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Orphan

Why do orphans have no home?

Because they didn't have a family to give them one.