Home jokes
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.