Home jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.