Home jokes
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What is the best way to run away from home?
Join the military.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.