Home jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.