Home jokes
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.